I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
How was your sisters wedding?
Oh, I didn't go. I slept through my alarm. I finally woke up and was like...I don't think so.
sisterhood ftl.
i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
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You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
I would makeout with my roommate, but im not drunk enough and she doesnt like bacon fat
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
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"I gave a guy a handjob last night, on a dog bed, inside a fireplace. It's going to be a good year."
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
The cleaning lady has a form she makes me sign every time she finds me passed out in my office so she can keep track of how much to charge me each month for keeping quiet about it.
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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