are you still at the devil's house?
matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
I'm buying a pregnancy test with my lunch money. Classy.
I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
Because I can't get laid, I'm day-drinking and hunting squirrels in the backyard. You can take the girl out of Montana...
I met a bunch of Germans and said in german "this is for the fatherland" and poured a beer on my head
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
Good morning! So would you prefer me to show up kind of late or on time but looking like I got chewed up and spat out by an episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer?
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
AND I NEED A VIKING FUNERAL OR MY GHOST ASS WILL SAUNTER ON OVER AND CASTRATE HIM FOR TECHNICALLY MURDERING ME
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
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