Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
I seem to have left my pride at pride
If I sit on the seam of my jeans just the right way when the bass hits, this might be my new favorite band.
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
There are pre-booty call contracts for a reason. I have no intention of calling you tomorrow.
Do you need my fax number or something?
...You tried to use your wallet to call her after you gave your cell phone to the cab driver as a "peace offering"
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
Reasons why I love cats more than people: 1. They're not fucking people.
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
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