I'm sorry I'm just not ready to become vampire yet
Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
Honestly I was sitting in managerial accounting thinking "I really need to get my shit together and stop drinking so much wine." But when you asked I realized... it's wine. It's always a yes.
Its 8 in the morning and I wouldn't pass a breathalyzer test, How's your day been?
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
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