We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
Lest it die in the depths of eternal drunken recall denial...we peed in the street. Middle of the street. Simultaneously. Peed. Street. Middle of street.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
I love you, but seriously, that was way too long a thesis on an Arby’s curly fry being wrapped around schlong!
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