just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
I saved $70 from being to drunk to go out last night so I figured I could buy a new watch.
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
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you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
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I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
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