'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
How do you tell if you're on the terrorist watch list?
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
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I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
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I flashed my cleaning lady and don't remember who I went on a date with. I know who I woke up with though, that counts right?
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
Just FYI: if you happen to notice a liquid of some sort on my kitchen counter with an interesting color/ texture, don't taste it
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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