It's Friday. Sex?
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
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just had Stella and stale goldfish for breakfast under the watchful eyes of an inflatable cactus and 5 llama pinatas. Cinco de mayo success!
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
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I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
Thanks so much for having me, I'm really sorry that I almost caused your dog to catch on fire and also for breaking your doorknob
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
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