she was so not down for the gang bang
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
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are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
She basically needs a man who will never act up and take all of her shit
I'm even having trouble finding a guy who's taller than me with no unibrow.. someone needs to tell her its time to lower her standards
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If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
I'm so poor. I just wiped my ass with cocktail napkins... That I stole from the neighbors... When I was over there stealing Cheetos.
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
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