Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
I feel bad for her, but I feel like she's one of those resource-raping alien civilizations that visits planets, decimates them and then leaves. Those really aren't the qualities I appreciate in a friend. Ya know?
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
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