Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
Matt is in the hospital again. the night nurse text me asking not to bring the boombox again. is it sad or awesome that they are starting to know us?
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
Randomize
