did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
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Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
my roommate just showed up covered in dirt, drunk....with a whole ice cream cake that says "it's a girl".
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
So like 5 seconds in I realize I knew him in 3rd grade and I went limp in his mouth. It felt like I just murdered the last unicorn ever. Going straight never felt like an option till now.
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
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Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
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