How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
you pushed her into a kiddie pool and knocked out her front teeth... and you still managed to get laid. what. the. fuck.
I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
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