There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
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Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
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I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
See what happens when I don't get laid? I make poor life decisions, like buying baby ducks.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
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