they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
I just accidently deleted 60 gigs of porn from my external hard drive. Thats over 300 pornos! I think im gonna cry.
Im surprised that you are even able to text me right now.
i wish that high-me and normal-me were two different ppl so that high-me could thank normal-me for setting out a feast before smoking
I wish that high-you wouldn't text me stupid shit at 3:30 in the morning
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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