We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
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Life isn't about who you kiss, drunk, at midnight. It's who you text nonsense to, sober, from the toilet.
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
Actually going to jail after your wedding is NOT part of the plan.
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Oh my god I haven't had mozzarella sticks since I banged that Applebee's waiter
i just got drunk and created an entire Dr Seuss unit for my first graders.
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
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