That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
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we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
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Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
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