how many beers do i need before it is acceptable to sleep with sam
enough that when i make fun of you for it tomorrow you wont even remember it happening
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
operation have a gay friend backfired
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
TSA found the edibles
Fuck
Oh my god he just. Swiped them for explosives and handed them back to me
God bless California
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