Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
You have a long distance relationship and I have a long distance snapchat sexting buddy. If that doesn't describe who we are as people then I don't know what does.
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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