i know we just met, but i forget your name, and i'm wondering why my penis burns?
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
just got super drunk mixing jägermeister with my lyme disease meds. even if my face goes paralyzed, at least i got smashed from it.
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
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You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
some people spend their whole lives trying to find their soulmate. who knew mine was hiding in utah successfully balancing a pageant career and a coke habit.
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
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Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
Also, let me tell you how embarrassing it is to match with someone who seemingly has their shit together at 4:45AM on a Thursday.
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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