If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
then he asked me if i wanted to "handle his wingman"
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
I will have you know I turned Latino David Arquette down for sex because he's married. Total. Moral. Victory.
Flo's in town, ain't she.
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
Had to lock my cat in the bathroom so I could masturbate in peace.
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
Swear to god, somebody just drove by with mickey mouse in their passenger seat and he waved at me.
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
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