Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
I woke up with the new contact "Britney Both Nipples Pierced"... how do you think the night went?
He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
He brought a jar of pickles to the party. So now I've had beer, animal crackers, AND a pickle since noon.
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
I spent the whole ride asking the cabbie if people ever have sex back there, and if he wanted me to make that number one higher.
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
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