I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, you're a dumbass
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
Who knew that "When in doubt, pelvic thrust" would end up being the best motto ever? In other news, I think I may have joined roller derby.
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
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