Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
I'm being pulled over???
For what!?!?!
??? I'm in a cab!!!!!
i never told you how having a club foot got me laid
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
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Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
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The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
Send help
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
she prefaced telling me she was pregnant with "houston, we have a problem"
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