the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
His best friend's cat died so we had a drunken burial ceremony on the side of his condo at 2am and I'm pretty sure if anyone gets ahold of the video feed from Martini Monday we're all fired.
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
I'm closer to stabbing a fork in my neck than finishing this resume.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
Randomize
