Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
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I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
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Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
FUCK YOU VODKA I'M TRYING TO ADULT RIGHT NOW
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