similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
I was originally going to go as fembot from Austin Powers
I wanted to have tiny guns for tits
painting my nails while super high-drunk. Ended up painting my entire hands. Both.
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
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