what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
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