??? When I first met her at the bar, she told me she was 23. After I bought her 3 shots of tequila, she told me she was really only 21. When we went back to my house, she said she was really only 19. She's still sleeping next to me butt naked. I'm afraid if she opens her mouth again I could be looking at 10 years.
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
I woke up under a house in Key West
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