Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
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The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
I hear the sound of that stray bird you rescued from the kitchen but am too busy drunkenly masturbating to feed it
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
Surveying the reception hall and I'm fearing the worst possible thing that could ever happen...this might be a dry wedding.
.,.,you might have to leave
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
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seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
don't do laundry while your drunk! i found a ketchup bottle & clothes hanger in the washer this morning!
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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