if you find a joe biden blowup doll in the attic, I call dibs
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
God I love incriminating evidence...wonder what the statue of limitations is on shitting on someones driveway
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
Do you remember whose house we're in?
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
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