Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
He just brought me a wine glass. Full of Tequila. Ignore any texts after this one.
You know you're on day 1 of your period when the new mcdonalds commercial makes you cry
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
His cat must have been laying on his dick, because now my face is covered in hives
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
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