I want to touch your soul through your body...with my penis...
Mike i'm at church right now...
My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
i came home after a long day at work and she dropped a plate of cheesecake and a bottle of whiskey in front of me and said here's dinner
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
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