You can bone my sister, but I will end our friendship if you write 'LOLERS' one more time at the end of your texts.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
I'm all about sex. But even I know there will be a time to retire my junk. And that will be my 40th birthday, or whenever I'm hideous
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
Sit down my child. It's time you were told of my famous loss-of-virginity story entitled, "The Penis that Never Could."
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
She's kind of holyer-than-thou, like god himself came down and said "please cock block your roommate at every opportunity, and if you think she's thinking of sex, tell her she's a whore"
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