I wish there were whore gnomes that cleaned our apartment when we were gone.
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
Nah the bridesmaids all had dates. I slept with the next best thing: girl who WANTED to be a bridesmaid but didnt make the cut.
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i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
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wow, being home for Xmas is freaking weird on tinder. I went to high school with everyone I'm matching... The fact that this many jocks like me now is a huge ego boost from my lack of glory days.
...and I'm done. I just matched two boys I used to babysit without realizing it.
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
Hiking for a first date sounded like a good idea in theory because there was absolutely no possibility of me blacking out. In practice, I'd rather black out than go through what I just went through.