he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
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I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
I just opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a tube of mascara. Get on my level
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
Well I'm 2 for 2 with the absinthe, I just woke up in some random car behind the bar
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I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
Your headphones are on the door knob and I left you a burger on the door step.
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING