Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
You know its going to be a good homecoming when you beer bong a mimosa at 6am.
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
So after tonight I now have 6 Harry Potter movies left to get laid to. Before tonight it was 8. Fucking right
The sex was so bad. I kept sending people snapchats of my face during it.
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER