You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
Couch. On fire.
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
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