We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
You know, I never expected to find myself with a roommate who I'd have to ask not to have sex while I'm in the room. And yet, here we are.
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
As soon as I got there, you appeared out of no where, yelled "they're giving away free cigarettes!" in my face and then disappeared and I didn't see you the rest of the night.
so this maintenance guy stood at the corner of my cubical and scratched his balls for like a full minute cause he thought no one could see him
The housekeeper found my huge dildo under the bathroom sink, and another in the living room. I can't get much more single than this.
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
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