i'm home, then i'll come over
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nvm.
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
not only did i soak my thesis by spilling celebratory shots on it, but i also stained it with lipstick making it obvious i tried to drink the vodka off it......dgaf, worth it.
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
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