we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
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after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
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Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
I currently don't understand fingers.
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