The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
When did angry sex become our thing?
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
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