Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
guess who was drunk and crawling in the middle of the road and got brought home by the police last night? HINT: ME
i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
you left your dildo in my car
rules of finders keepers apply
so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
Randomize
