Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
either way he was missing a nipple.
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
I was trying not to text you this weekend, so I deleted your number when I was sober. Then auto restore at midnight. It was like drunk magic
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Yeah? Well I'm currently predrinking downstairs in my room by myself. Absolut and water with a hint of mint because I'm using the glass I keep my toothbrush in. Fuck, you bitches better get off work soon.
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
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sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
I've come to realize that I need a break from life when I just tried to use my address numbers as the cook time on the microwave
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
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