I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
i wish every aspect of life was like a bar. flirt with the cute guy two feet across from you and get whatever you want for free
Saw someone get laid in the bathroom no one was wearing shoes and I had a parrot on my shoulder...I never want to leave this bar
And then I asked the bartender for my third shot and he told me he had to cut me off at two because this was in fact a family fun center
I am not sure which is more amazing; The fact that she offered me sex, beer AND nachos, or that she can properly use a semi-colon at her current blood alcohol level.
The feeling are messing with the penis
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
So hungover that I might just sit in my car and wait until chipotle opens...in two hours...
GOD DAMN IT I COULD HAVE HAD A MOTHERFUCKING 3 WAY LAST NIGHT. WHY BOOZE, WHY?!
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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