I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
Manager just farted into the intercom. Whole place heard it. A number of people stopped everything and looked at him. Best. Night. Ever.
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
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He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
Well. No wine. And no real mixers. I'm using vodka and grape juice and calling it Slurrrlot. Happy Holidays bitch.
You can't break up with me. I brought you to see Beyoncé.
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Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
Help me help you realize you are a moron
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
The drag queen you used to date and the girl you brought over last night are discussing your sex noises in my living room. I'm changing my locks.
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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