Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
So... I'm really sorry I tried to sell you to random people in cars last night
We really need to stop competing to see who can get more drunk, and I REALLY need to stop winning.
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
How sad is it that I'm looking in the farm & garden section of craigslist to find a weed dealer. I mean, that's where they'd be right? Just gotta break the code.
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
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