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One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
We were escorted through the guys dorm by 5 kids with nerf guns and zelda shields. I felt like the president with a fucked up secret service squad.
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
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