My nipple is on Facebook.
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
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What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
I have vodka and explosives. For once, we can blow something up that isn't a blow-up doll.
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it but damn it's a fucking hilarious story
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I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
My mother is currently smoking weed with a dying bee so his last moments aren't miserable. And she wonders why I rescued a grasshopper missing a leg.
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
Dude I can't beleive you didn't wake up. I literally f'd her IN THE DISHWASHER. Btw I'm pretty sure I also kinda broke the dishwasher.
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