Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
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I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
I woke up with a massive hangover and realized I still had an entire bottle of tequila in my car...so yeah, working on tomorrow's hangover.
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
did you just send me my own nude
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He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
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