just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
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this must be what syphilis tastes like
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
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Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
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