hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
Just so we're clear this time around: This is dinner with my FAMILY. Not an opportunity for you to drink too much, and use the word "dick-thumpin" in casual conversation.
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
I'm still drunk. it's summer. I just need a hot dog and an aspirin.
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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