Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
I just added a bunch of arbitrary options to my ouija board. Ghosts can now tell me "cheddar," "the homosexual agenda," "the whole foods vegan aisle," or "viable offspring"
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
I literally forgot every French word I knew and blurted out “mange moi” so he went down on me like I was some baguette fresh outta the oven!!!! I passed out.
Randomize
