So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
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I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
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I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
Our house rule in beer pong, is that if you get the ball in the bitch cup.... you have to snapchat your balls to everyone on your friends list.
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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