we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
i finished masturbating and realized my blackberry had accidentaly called my grandmother in my pocket during it. awkward...
I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
I'm drunk at McDonald's in a fairy costume at 10 am nearly two weeks after Halloween. I don't think the Ohio State fans get it.
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
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