in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
That's because I've spent the past 21 years convincing my parents the only emotions I have are sarcasm and bitterness.
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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