Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
At one point they were sandwiching me, both petting my stomach, mad dogging each other. Then they somehow telepathically decided to both try to pull my pants down. Such nice guys.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
Sometimes self-care is taking a shot of vodka and moving on.
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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