fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
just took my abortion antibiotic with my martini. i no longer wonder how i got into this situation.
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
I walked in on you rubbing your nose all over his face while straddling him and yelling "I'M SO SORRY!" repeatedly. I'd say you were in pretty good shape at that point in the night.
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
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