If I buy you $300 worth of popeyes, will that make up for me trashing the house?
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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